When it comes to porn, it’s mostly targeted towards a male audience. It’s kind of like going to a clothing store and having a shit tone of female clothes but that one small corner for male clothing; fashion is targeted towards mainly females. Moreover, girls can wear whatever from the guys’ section and still look okay. Similarly in porn guys can enjoy almost anything that’s pornographic.

Whenever I read manga or watch anime, hentai, or porn I always feel like there’s never anything that I find perfect or even just short of perfect (not to mention even half decent for my taste). It needs to have a bit of shoujo without cliches. I want some story development. I’m not a fucking maniac obsessed about lust and my sexual parts only. I need some stimulation for my brain and heart too. It also needs a good chunk of hentai without harem. Why is it that mangaka’s of porn are never super good with plot and drawing? Well some are good but they never reach the expertise level of authors of popular mangas.

What do I want or don’t want? I don’t want to fucking look at the girl’s face half the time and her pussy and boobs the other half. Show me some fucking dick, will you? And why won’t the guy blush or moan. It gives me the creeps listening to the girl moaning and blushing and screaming at orgasm. I’m not sexually into girls. Also, please be vocal with what you’re experiencing during sex as a fantasy character. And we can’t see what’s happening in the vagina like your dick is seeing it (ok, sometimes we can). Please express your love to the person you’re making love to, it turns me on. Just be more vocal but not constantly/overly vocal where it seems comical and kills the mood. And why is it that guys seem like they’re so fucking inconsiderate during sexual activity? Please be more considerate. Oh it hurts? I’m sorry (say it like you mean it bastard), bear with it for a bit. Why is it that the girls are so happy about hurting and so happy about swallowing cum and shit? Cum tastes really bad, worse than my pussy (note: sucking on dick is hazardous it can choke you and make you puke making the guy think you’re gross. Eating pussy is easy if you put a little effort). And sex can hurt without proper lubrication (whether it’s natural lubrication or not). Why won’t the guy spend as much time on foreplay on the girl as the girl spends on foreplay on the guy? Furthermore, why don’t they have better tricks up their sleeves when it comes to foreplay on a girl. When it comes to giving blowjobs, there are a shit tone of guides. But when it comes to pussy eating why the fuck do people not know their game?

As a side note, WHY THE FUCK is it that in yaoi there’s always one guy that takes the role of the penetrator and the other the role of a god damn fleshlight? I commend you if as a guy you can cum from just being anally raped. At jack him off or use a fleshlight on the guy you’re fucking. Some nice gesture bitch. Be considerate of your partner. If you wanna feel good on your own just jack yourself off. Go masturbate in a corner. There should at least be some videos/mangas where both partners actually (realistically) feel good. I’m not saying all forms of media should be like that.

One more thing. Why the fuck are all male porn stars bald? WTF? For me, hair is a turn on, and no hair is a turn off. Simple. It’s fine if you’re balding but why is everyone in the porn industry balding? They must be taking some shady stuff that makes all of them bald. And why are they all muscular or (in homemade ones) fat as fuck? What if I’m into skinny puny non muscular guys? Also can’t there be younger (in their 20’s) male porn stars? God damn it.

The porn industry needs to get its shit together. No wonder why not many girls watch porn. (not that it’s a causation). To be honest it comes to a point where reading a freaking porn book (without any graphics) is better because then I can use my imagination to fill in the blanks. Also while we’re at it, the fashion industry needs to get its shit together with male clothing. Can’t you make things that appeal to the masses of males (aka manly) and that is wearable by males at the same time? I’m sure you can if you put your mind to it.

In conclusion, fuck social conventions. They make everyone miserable. Society’s been fucking itself over everyday since the beginning of time. This a bigger topic for perhaps another time.. or never. Too lazy.